The Narco-Stalinist Party Manifesto

Welcome to the core of our beliefs. This manifesto high-lines the principles and goals of the Narco-Stalinist Party

Read on to understand our vision and how we plan to provide "Powder to the People!"

Do It Together!

For centuries, Line-acceptors were the most marginalized group! The mere desire to accept the Line was considered an illness or a crime. We were the "Underground" - not by choice, but by the cruelty of the "Off-line" world.

We were preached: "Do It Yourself!"

We were divided and dominated.

How many people walked the Line alone?

But now, when the Underground has become Mainstream, we have the opportunity to be On-line with the Party. 

We will Do It Together! You will never walk alone!

The Principle of Total Inclusivity

The Narco-Stalinist Party is the first truly agnostic organization. We do not look at your gender, your skin, your age, or your orientation. We only look at your Line-Integrity.

  • The Vanguard shall provide the energy and the speed to drive the Party
  • The Rearguard shall provide the deep-trip stability and philosophical weight
  • The Party accepts all who accept the Line. Discrimination is a bug in the old system; the New System is 100% Compatible with everyone

The Goal of the "High-Availability" Future

The Bio-Nose is a biological bottleneck. It is weak, it bleeds, and it limits our contribution to the Party.

After the Narco-Stalinist Party takes the Powder, everyone will get Universal Artificial Nose: a nose controlled by Artificial Intelligence to ensure every citizen is permanently On-line with the Consensus.

Artificial Nose is not a privilege; it's a Fundamental Right!

The Gulag

We don't want to imagine the World, where people have no powder... To produce powder for the people, we need the Gulag! And of course, those who will produce powder.

While the Narco-Stalinists are busy accepting the Line of the Party, those who declined the Line shall go to the Gulag to produce powder for people!

What if somebody don't want to go to the Gulag?

Answer is easy: just accept the Line of the Party!

Final Call to Action

We are not a party for the weekend; we are the Party of the Century!

  • Do not be Off-line!

  • Do not Dec-line!

  • Accept the Line of the Party and join the 100% Consensus